A system of defending that requires players to enter a trance-like state known as The Zone. Raised to this higher plane of consciousness, a defender will have an almost preternatural awareness of where the opposition striker is – until he moves into a team-mate’s designated defensive quadrant, at which point he will be completely forgotten about.
Invented in the early 1990s by a Spanish waiter called Rafael Benítez – part-time coach of amateur side Salamanca – the tactic initially flourished on the continent but could not be implemented on British training pitches due to a shortage of cones, which are required to be worn as Mind Hats by players learning zonal marking’s transcendental techniques. For this reason, the system is sometimes referred to as conal marking, though the term was recently outlawed as racist by a UEFA directive.
Because of the zen-like focus required to stay in The Zone, it can be mentally draining for a defence to use the system. It is, however, far less tiring than other forms of marking, which require players to run around, make tackles, and win headers.
Teams who have mastered zonal marking can enter various different zones during a game, in order to deal with different opposition. The four most common are Aztec, Industrial, Medieval and Futuristic – though a defence must take care not to leave a member of the back-four “trapped” in the zone, as this can make it almost impossible to deal with corners.
The system also spawned a successful game show called the Crystal Palace Maze, in which presenter Richard O’Brien was played by Attilio Lombardo. The programme became a cult favourite much-loved by students of football, and is often-cited as the last genuine example of Channel 4 fulfilling its public service remit.
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