1. Billy the White Horse - After success in the hit parade following his titular starring role in the White Horse Final, Billy reverted to his full name of Billie and moved into acting, first as an assistant to Dr Who and then a high class prostitute on ITV3
2. Arthur the Chameleon Horse – Chosen to police the final due to his ability to blend in with the colours of any crowd, Arthur later went undercover to investigate the Watergate scandal and mysteries of Area 51
3. Unknown rambler – Caught up in the melee after taking a wrong turn during a brisk Saturday morning stroll, it is thought that the rambler went on to live a happy and fruitful life or was crushed to death by the surging crowds
4. Wayne Hemmingway – Having worn a flatcap to the previous Cup Final, Hemmingway returned to see if the craze had caught on. He later invented the scarf, replica shirt and Italia ‘90 mascot Ciao
5. Queen Elizabeth II – Thrilled by the huge crowds and adoration of the Cup final, Elizabeth II went on to form the Royal Family and play sold out shows across the globe before losing popularity in the nineties
6. Ashes of William Webb Ellis – Due to an administrative mix-up, the ashes of Webb Ellis were spread on his hated Wembley turf while Twickenham was having undersoil heating installed. His sobbing mother is just out of shot to the right
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François Omam-Biyik’s Italia ‘90 ‘goal for all of Africa’
Unpredictable Cameroonians revel in the spotlight against the Argentinians
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Phil Brown’s teamtalk on the Eastlands pitch
Barmy Brown reinvents the teamtalk genre
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Maradona takes on Belgium
Stumpy Argie against baffled chocolate eaters/producers
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Eric Cantona’s kung-fu kick
Eric loses his rag in front of a surprisingly star-studded crowd
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Beckham’s mishap at France ‘98
Argie bargy beats ballsy but belligerent Becks
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The Boys of ‘66
That mad sunny day at Wembley. What happened afterwards? mad sunny day at Wembley. What happened afterwards?
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Harry Redknapp’s trial of new glasses concludes with manager returning a verdict of ‘stylish’
FA chief David Bernstein toasts success of annual bring and buy sale for desperate managers
Roy Hodgson finally admits that being an owl is getting in the way of managing West Brom
Try-hard white man insists he is “totally down” with the African Cup of Nations
Court hears Harry Redknapp habitually orders water when getting his round in

The Big Debate: Has football become racist again?
