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- David Bentley admits that sometimes even he forgets that he's still at Spurs
- Portsmouth bell man enters administration, will be deducted 10 tattoos
- Moussa-T Dembele: "I'm horny. Horny, horny, horny."
- Newcastle warned that value of Demba Ba may go down as well as up
- AVB plans BBQ with his new CFC MONEY
- Ipswich Town clubshop reduce price of 9-0 Man Utd defeat video for fourth time
- Newcastle warned that if they do not keep up Ba repayments the Sports Direct Arena may be repossessed
- Martin O'Neill blames unspecified glitch for Steve Bruce Twitter unfollow
- Burlesque fan McCoist reveals excitement at Rangers asset-stripping
- Abramovich admits Russia's thirst for regime change got to him
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Kanu ‘devastated’ as his first name is declared legally dead
Years of uncertainty ends as forename which has been missing since 1999, is declared deceased
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Die-hard Gareth Barry fan worries his favourite player has gone mainstream
Villa midfielder’s rumoured move to a major is “selling out”, say concerned fans
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Merseyside clubs’ new kits to include permanent black armbands
City of Liverpool’s proud history of over-reaction to death marked in new shirt design
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Arsenal confirm 2007/08 season review DVD to feature director’s cut
Arsène’s cut is included, after nationally-released version fails to fulfil his artistic and creative hopes
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More bad news for Birmingham City as Mauro Zaraté revealed to be coffee brand
Argentinean striker a marketing ploy designed to boost coffee company
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New lightweight yellow card moves too much in the air say referees
Referees complain that new Euro 2008 yellow card is far too light
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George ‘McCartney is Dead’ rumours denied by West Ham
West Ham have played down rumours that defender George McCartney has been replaced by a lookalike
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Chatroom member finally fulfils potential with coherent posting
Young fan wins chat-of-the-match award for his heart-rending ode to Frank Lampard
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Crystal Palace’s Tom Soares secretly annoyed after play-offs force changes to summer plans
Young midfielder rues “ruined” May in wake of surprise play-off appearance
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Sir Les’s search for an apprentice goes on as Ruel Fox is axed
Ruel Fox is latest casualty as competition hots up to win a BBC punditry job with a six-figure salary
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Where Are They Now?: Manchester United 9 – 0 Ipswich Town
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The Big Debate: Has football become racist again?
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Where Are They Now?: Sutton upset Coventry in the 1989 FA Cup
- ...in 2003 England win the Rugby World Cup and the sport overtakes football in popularity for the first time, a position it has held ever since
- ...in 1971 Repeal of the primitive Victorian legislation that outlawed keepy-uppies as a form of masturbation
- ...in 1965 Geoff Hurst admits to a friend that he has absolutely no anecdotes about his life so far
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- 2.4 Children, the sitcom Nile Ranger watches to take his mind off football
- 404 Internet error code which frequently frustrates novice computer user Harry Redknapp
- Se7en Joey Barton's second favourite Morgan Freeman film after March of the Penguins
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- First Glen Johnson steals toilet seat. Now Ant Worrall-Thompson steals cheese. I say bring back death penalty. - Clive, Humberside
- I agree with Clive, sudden death penalties are super! - Stefan, Germany
- IF ANY1 DESERVES DEATH IS PREMIER LEAGUE REFS! THAT WAS NEVER A RED!!!!111 - Smiley Rod, Burwash
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