Prostitute’s career in tatters over shame of sleeping with Rooney

SAD PROSTITUTE Jenny Thompson fears her career as a top-level sex worker may be over after sordid revelations about her sex romps with England star Wayne Rooney.

Thompson, 21, could lose lucrative sponsorship deals with Babestation, Ann Summers and Norks magazine as well as her job with escort agency Pleasant Dreams after bedding sex rat Rooney repeatedly over the last 12 months.

“Jenny is the first to admit that she’s been a very stupid girl,” said Pleasant Dreams boss Marnie Stern. “She’s brought embarrassment and shame on the proud name of Pleasant Dreams by having steamy triple-X action with Wayne.

“We have certain expectations here, and he is such an ugly, ugly man.”

Thompson has expressed remorse for not upholding the standards of her employer, which insists that clients are middle-aged sweaty men with raincoats, not wealthy Premier League superstars.

“I’ve been in this game for years and I’ve never felt such shame,” said Thompson. “I’ve let myself down, I’ve let the agency down, I’ve let myself down and most of all, I’ve let myself down.”

Thompson’s dreams of moving into international prostitution now look in serious doubt. Hugh Hefner has withdrawn an invitation to the Playboy Mansion, while sources in Italy suggest Silvio Berlusconi has blacklisted the tragic tart.

Details of the pair’s raunchy, racy, no-holds-barred, anything goes, next goal wins, monkey rush, romping acts hit the papers this weekend, as football bastard Rooney prepared for a crucial England game against neutral clockmakers Switzerland.

But soccer cunt Rooney joked about the allegations with reporters yesterday, saying that sex with Thompson was “a massive laugh”.

Published September 9, 2010

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