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0 – Number of substitute appearances David Miliband made for Leyton Orient before his political career took off

1.19 – Average goals per game scored in La Liga when discounting goals scored by players with traditional Spanish names such as Sanchez and Lopez

42 – Preferred floor for hotel rooms during away trips for lite-funk fan Mark Hughes

301 – Laps of pitch run by Premier League midfielder Jimmy Bullard prior to his collapse and subsequent heart failure, disproving Fulham fan's assertion that he could "run all day"

£450 p/w – Fernando Torres’ rent if his goals were converted into new-style city apartments in central Liverpool

250-128-114 – RGB colour code of Sir Alex Ferguson's face during angry half-time team talk in Chelsea game