96 – Number which will be used most frequently at the end of the sentence “It’s no Euro…” by deluded English football fans during the next three weeks

23 – ... Down. Cryptic crossword clue which Martin O'Neill has been stuck on for four days. 'Fails to blend, succinctly, in Bavaria? (3,5,2). Can you help? Suggestions to puzzled@villa.com

14 – Number of ex-students rueing the short-lived humorous impact of the "Deuchar 10" Gretna shirt they bought ironically in 2006

4,359 – Number of QPR fans who will claim their side's bought success is "nothing like Chelsea’s" over the next five years

298,570 – Distance in miles of all badly maintained goal nets in park football, if they were un-twined and laid out side by side, according to new report by Trevor Brooking. That's enough to travel to the moon 0.8 times!

55,378,008 – Numerical source of a hilarious prank played by Ashley Cole on his popstar wife Cheryl Cole when the couple recently attended an upside-down calculator convention

€ Infinity – Amount Cristiano Ronaldo will be paid per week by Real Madrid if his wages were multiplied by themselves between now and the end of time