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New Features

Which are you? - Football manager's facial hair styles
TXTS - A terrifying glimpse inside the mind of The Gaffer's readership
Where Are They Now? Diego makes a fool of some Belgians
Follow Mr Live Text's big night out - LIVE!
All the action from a big weekend of schoolboy football
Kevin Nolan keeps himself busy during the international week
Full list of features
Stat's It!
0 – Ideal length of summer break (in days) between domestic seasons under recent plans tabled by Sky Sports
4 – England caps a player needs to gain to activate Rafa Benitez's "auto-bid" computer programme, instantly sending an automated fax to his club enquiring of his availability and offering Steve Finnan as a makeweight
6 – How former Leeds United and South Africa legend Mark Fish refers to the act of lovemaking
67 – Percentage of British public who believe Heath Ledger should be nominated for a PFA Player of the Year after his excellent performance as The Joker and untimely death
1234 – The easy-to-remember number Steed Malbranque regrets changing his PIN to the week before his Maestro card was cloned
70,000,000 (approx) – Number of people in the UK who feel John Motson should have stuck it out for one more international tournament
