GFFR TXTS

Since its inception earlier this season,The Gaffer has been literally inundated with SMS bombs, its eager fans keen to comment on the most pressing football issues of the day - from Wayne and Coleen's wedding outfits to Ashley Young's gigantic penis. Take part in the debate by texting 07500 295 178

Does any1 kno if they haf the backpass rool in Scotland? – Spoonman

Lee Hughes iz sh1t @ footy, he should stick to driving – Oldham 4 Ever

Saw David Dunn in a Greggs last week. He ate all the pies. - Saxon82

YU'LL NEVA BEAT DES WALKER!!!!!!!! – Sampdoria Steve

Insted of dokkin pointz F.A. shud make Luton wear pink & rename their ground Gayville!!!! – Watford Rambo

My bird is well fit and she can name 6 Bundesliga teams. Bet ur jealous!!!! – super_man_9t8

Do Halifax Town still run out to 'Where Have All The Cowboys Gone' by Paula Cole? – CAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZ

Fact of the day: Nicky Butt has a nut allergy – Quiztian Bale

Any1else fink Paul Sturrock looks like a slug? – Sylvain Ebanks-Snake

Wots the difference between Leicester City n my wife? – Leicester r good at goin down! – RammyRamNCFCXXX

• You too can text The Gaffer your most cherished footballing thoughts. Using a mobile phone, write your text then simply send it to the GFFR TXTS hotline on 07500 295 178