Comic fan Ray Wilkins says Clark Kent is a "super young man"
Diabetic Tony Hibbert reveals a very sweet strike could kill him
Partially submerged Le Tissier blamed for sinking cruise ship
Speeding Waddle issued with pelanty notice
Bebe inspired by Pato Banton to return from loan spell
Madame Tussauds spokesman claims Andy Carroll waxwork will be turned into Vernon Kay
Burridge: "Sturridge has courage"
Sourpuss Ched Evans refuses to refer to son as 'mini Cheddars'
Hughes begins QPR overhaul by employing Kia Joorabchian as highly-paid director of mascots
Unemployed Bruce reluctantly surrenders Carthage during gripping game of Civilization 2