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Neil Warnock to sue West Ham for loss of moanings

Palace boss cites his desire to take part in strongly-worded spats and general ‘irritable nature’ as the main reasons for his controversial legal challenge

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It's all swings and roundabouts Managers beg chairmen to take them off merry-go-round after weirdo Adams gets on

Local oddball has taken the joy out of ride for out-of-work managers

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Nicky Butt is The Gaffer's Football Personality Of The Year

Newcastle midfielder emerges as a popular winner, and is praised for his 'bloody lovely' personality

High standard of Premier League is ruining gaffes compilations

Lack of errors means kids will no longer be able to find 12 gaffes videos under the Christmas tree

Snow joke Footballers pray for training ground closures after snow

Thrilled footballers wake up to fifth day of snow, and pray it will mean more days off training

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BBC launch post-post-match analysis show to satisfy fans

BBC to screen highlights and analysis of all the weekend's punditry for the banter-starved

Liverpool's non-rotation system is harming title push, say insiders

Benitez policy of not changing his team every game comes under fire from angry fans and players

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